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He Said She Said No 3 – The Little Dude

He Said She Said No 3
The Little Dude
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She Said:   Hello

HE SAID:   hiya

She Said:   What didn’t u break

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   ahhhhhhhhh a psyche or 3

HE SAID:   all the rest…….. had to be done

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   I love the kids……and they r really not trouble…..but boy oh boy…..I wish it time for school again

HE SAID:   LOL

She Said:   I wonder If the other moms send them to my house to get a rest

HE SAID:   ~ ~ ~ it’s the most wonderful time of the year ~ ~~ when the kids go back after summer vacation

She Said:    Lol

She Said:   Agreed

HE SAID:   kid swap … seems like a good idea

HE SAID:   share the aggravation share agitation share the zanex

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   Well u know at other people’s house……they aren’t terrors…..only at their own house

HE SAID:   get a bigger cage

HE SAID:   a few more sticks

HE SAID:   lots of meat

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   Hmm

She Said:   Gimme few

HE SAID:   yip

She Said:   Sorry for all the interruptions

HE SAID:   it is okay

She Said:   Thats how it goes when the neighborhood is here

HE SAID:   no giraffes by the windows and no elephants on the furniture

HE SAID:   Rusty can hang out where ever he likes

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   They’ll drive u crazy! Push u to gr 9

HE SAID:   that would be the hyenas … just one big joke to them

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   it’s all good until one of them gets a burr in their butt then the howling starts

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   Hang on I just wanna go make a bed

HE SAID:   k

She Said:   Back

HE SAID:   all’s well on the southern front?

She Said:   Lol for now yes

HE SAID:   might have to send that boy of ours back though

HE SAID:   I had lunch with Rusty … he’s a feisty rogue, a picky eater too

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   yeah really

HE SAID:   grilled bison burger for me

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   but him ………. noooooooooooooooo not good enough

HE SAID:   had to wake the little dude up too ..

She Said:   Do u listen to a word I say

HE SAID:   yes I do

She Said:   Hmmm

HE SAID:   now where was I…… oh yeah the little dude

HE SAID:   you’ve seen him when first wakes up

HE SAID:   “okay, okay! I’m awake … what’s to eat .. got cake?”

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   we know where he gets that from don’t we miss caramel crunch cake

HE SAID:   he wasn’t pleased about no cake … didn’t want a bison burger

She Said:   Hmm

She Said:   Well no more cake for me either

HE SAID:   he wanted gnu …

She Said:   Sis said she ain’t gonna bake that again

HE SAID:   really y not

She Said:   She said its one helluva job and she’s not sure she loves me that much

HE SAID:   LOL

HE SAID:   so making it for me shouldn’t be a problem

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   Nope

She Said:   She should be more than willing

HE SAID:   she’s a good one

She Said:   Yeah she’s my sis

HE SAID:   now where was I…….

HE SAID:   oh yeah

HE SAID:   gnu gnu gnu ……

HE SAID:   I fooled him though …. gave him wildebeest …. he didn’t gno the difference

She Said:   Lol crazy

HE SAID:   among other things … yup

HE SAID:   when I asked him how he wanted his wildebeest done……..

HE SAID:   little dude said, “just walk it past the grill and that’ll be good”

She Said:   Hmm

HE SAID:   bit under done for my liking but hey … it aint my stomach

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   he also let me know about calling him “little dude” … now that he has his name

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   those conversations about other dudes he’d over heard kind of turned him against that

HE SAID:   we came to an agreement … I can always call him little dude cuz it is a term of affection

She Said:   u r seriously crazy

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   anyone else … uh uh … Rusty said anyone but me calls him that he’ll have a major hissy fit

HE SAID:   maybe even go rhino on there butt …

HE SAID:   somehow I don’t think he meant Rhino Records

HE SAID:   can just see the little dude zippin’ 45 records around like frisbees

HE SAID:   hope it was 45’s … those 78’s hurt!

She Said:   Lol

HE SAID:   we finished up lunch … I found him an oat cake … didn’t like the look he gave me one bit

HE SAID:   I headed off to do some research and he went back to sleeping … it’s good to be Rusty

She Said:   Rofl

HE SAID:   so watch where ya step … he could be anywhere and for gods sake do not call him little dude!

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   I appreciate that

HE SAID:   turns out that girl I showed you is Rusty’s sister

HE SAID:   her name is Rafina

She Said:   Really now

HE SAID:   yeah really

She Said:   Lol

She Said:   Ooook

She Said:   She must be the postman’ child then

HE SAID:   could be

HE SAID:   she kind of looked like she might go postal with what she was trying to do and someone taking her picture

She Said:   Lol

Rusty01

http://gettingmyjustdesserts.blogspot.ca/2013/03/caramel-crunch-cake.html

http://gettingmyjustdesserts.blogspot.ca/2013/02/crunchy-chewy-curros-with-dulce-de.html

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3 responses to “He Said She Said No 3 – The Little Dude

  1. motherhendiaries May 20, 2015 at 8:49 am

    LOVE this little piece! Rusty sounds adorable… best line: “when I asked him how he wanted his wildebeest done… little dude said, “just walk it past the grill and that’ll be good”
    I’m in love with the little fella already. More, please!! 😀 Mother Hen

    Liked by 1 person

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