Masturbation … And In Public Too!
Months back I made this statement, “If you can’t use the words, all the words, how are you going to teach your children, how are you going to keep them safe”.
Yesterday as I was scrolling down on FB there was an article posted by IFLScience, I F…… Love Science.
The article was on Masturbation. There was a Wiki link to “National Masturbation Day”. Hell that was news to me. Didn’t know there was a special day for masturbation. Didn’t know you needed one!
I go to the Wiki link and the first thing I see is this….
This article needs attention from an expert on the subject
That is when my laughter started. The laughter didn’t start small either!
I see I have a notification from some banter with a friend on wordpress. The friend asked me if Barney, that big purple dinosaur should be brought in.
I know alternative words to the Barney song. My laughter is getting more intense.
Same friend and I a while back were lamenting about how every day seemed to be some special day and my poem, “Rolling Over” came out of that interaction.
Along with the almost maniacal laughter I now have some ironic laughter in the mix.
The in public part? Friend said in a private response to me sharing what was going on, and it was as much statement as question, “And you were laughing in a public place, weren’t you?“.
I’m almost howling and I’m thrumming,
My response to friend, “Yesm, I’m in a public place” and I wouldn’t of thought it possible but, the laughter got even stronger.
I wasn’t able to stop laughing for 20 minutes!
God, it was the perfect funny storm.
And a special thanks to my friend for telling me what to keep handy to show people if someone asks about, “the apparent psychotic break“.