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GPS “N”, new technology

New GPS “N” Technology Announced

GPS “N” Canada LLC announced today that their new device has been thoroughly tested and is ready for release to the public. GPS “N”, with the ”N” representing Nachos . This device will lead hungry consumers in all 10 provinces and 3 territories to their favourite Nacho locations.

GPS Nacho 01

The device is programmable to allow for coast to coast trips without once ever having to stop at the place with the Arches. The device can route your trip so you don’t even ever have to pass an Arches location. Early reports show that parents are ecstatic with this option.

GPS Nacho 02

GPS “N” Canada C.E.O. Hal Payneyo stated that future models of the device will have breathalyser functionality. The device will auto enable at 2:00 am local time. The full details of operation are to be worked out but the aim is to prevent those under the influence from being able to find nachos and to just stay home or have the delectable delivered.

The GPS “N” C.E.O. did express regret the device would not be available to our friends and neighbours in the U.S. of A. Mr. Payneyo stated that importing such a device in to America had been vetoed by President McChucky with absolutely no explanation given. Mr Payneyo sincerely wished that a certain small fire incident would someday finally be gotten over by our friends below the 49th parallel and we could have a true free trade relationship.

In related news, The “GPS (get poutine sooner) Coalition” has set up pickets and has demanded the device be reconfigured to include Canada’s favourite heart attack in a box treat. Leaders of the Coalition have threatened to escalate the matter with the use of force if the demand is not met.

  

This reporter was unable to learn from the leaders of the “Get Poutine Sooner Coalition” if they were referring to a large Pacific fish or a hockey stick. This reporter was also unable to determine where the GPS Coalition planned to put those Cohos or KOHOs.

G.R. Hambley – June 15, 2015
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Poutine – s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/GB64BqgSBx_Srqakchjn3A–/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NzY4O3E9OTU7dz0xMDI0/http://canadacheeseman.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/poutine.jpg

Mario Koho – ebay.com/itm/MARIO-LEMIEUX-PITTSBURGH-PENGUINS-SIGNED-KOHO-REVOLUTION-HOCKEY-STICK-JSA-NICE-/151438602375?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item234271b087

Coho Salmon – yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/k8jYJSV55sN56jevoBs3.Q–/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NzE1O3E9OTU7dz0xNDIz/http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/UCM059828.jpg

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8 responses to “GPS “N”, new technology

  1. Sister Madly June 16, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    My last 2 successful GPS experiences (some years ago) involved renaissance faires up in the mountains- neither of which served nachos.

    They did, however, serve haggis.

    Was this a failed prototype?

    Liked by 1 person

    • G. R. Hambley June 16, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      Intelligent GPS, clairvoyant GPS? It won’t take you where you really don’t want to be and provides a plausible excuse. Now that would be excellent technology!

      Haggis is the answer to almost every question. If Haggis isn’t the answer there is a darn good chance the answer is Drambuie.

      Before there was, “run Forest run” there was, “come on ya stupid haggis”.

      I’m not seeing a failure.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Sister Madly June 16, 2015 at 6:20 pm

        42 is the answer to everything.

        Haggis is merely the cure to a nausea- free day.

        Draumbuie is the answer to why your are not seeing the failure here.

        Liked by 1 person

      • G. R. Hambley June 16, 2015 at 6:28 pm

        Sorry I forgot 42 was the answer to everything. The Haggis and Drambuie people will be upset. Should probably wait for a Rab Burns dinner to tell them so they won’t care.

        Nausea free days aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. What would you do without someone hung over to torment?

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      • Sister Madly June 16, 2015 at 6:55 pm

        Using basic cryptography ( A=1, B=2… Z=26):

        ‘Haggis and Drambuie’

        H+A+G+G+I+S
        8 + 1 + 7 + 7 + 9 + 19 = 51

        A+N+D
        1 + 14 + 4 = 19

        D+R+A+M+B+U+I+E
        4 + 18 + 1 + 13 + 2 + 21 + 9 + 5 = 73

        51 + 19 + 73 = 143

        1 + 4 + 3 = 8

        8 = 4 x 2

        In terms of Algebra: 4(2)

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      • G. R. Hambley June 16, 2015 at 6:59 pm

        WTG! The Majik Moppet! Astounding and incredible! If you just aint the butterfly’s wings!

        <—– just amazed

        Like

      • G. R. Hambley June 16, 2015 at 7:30 pm

        Had to come back for seconds. That is a thing of beauty. I look at it and I know how fast you made it happen. Brilliant!

        Like

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