A Cheshire, Feline Variety
This fine fellow appeared out of thin air one night. No idea where he came from. He’s been a fine addition to our little menagerie.
If you know who he kept company with before finding his way to us please let them and us know so they’ll know he is safe and happy.
A bit of a prankster this one. This one, like a certain Ursine, will disappear after setting up and loose the objects of his glee. Like that certain Ursine, he doesn’t need to be there to see the scenes play out because he’s already seen how it is going to all go down.
A Cheshire, Feline Variety
How and why you became such a thing is of no mind
Over here, grinning, over there, grinning, always grinning
Really little friend, just what is that you are up to next?
Appearances can be deceiving, are you truly as you seem?
Cat o’ smiles, nine lives filled with so many incredible tales
Ear to ear you’re such a dear, especially when you smiggle*
G.R. Hambley ©
March 22, 2015
Smiggle … a smirking giggle
I want some of his happy pills.
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He shares. He has varieties of happy. Whatcha lookin’ for?
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Something that makes me laugh like a raving lunatic at 3 AM. I feel like disturbing the peace tonight- or at least the neighbor’s dog.
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Well then I think you’ll need the, “Insufferable Insomniacs Delight”. This will keep you awake for 3 days and a fortnight with frequent but random outbursts that always seem to happen just when someone thinks the maniacal episodes have abated.
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That will do. How soon can it get here?
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Just click those heels together 3 times and say, “There’s only the Mad” and you’ll have them.
A Broom stick on the ceiling 3 times if the neighbour is above you also works.
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Will it work if I’m barefoot? Or will I end up with the generic off-brand of happy pills that will only keep me awake for a week and a half?
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Yes it will work. Soft call, shorter duration. Heel stomp, longer duration. Jumping off the ceiling, done once…. that we can talk about.
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Oh yeah, the ceiling incident… we should have turned off the fan first, but hindsight is 20/20.
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If there are future incidents, run the fan the other way. Everything goes back from whence it came.
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I’m not good at making fans go the other way. If it happens again, I’ll just move.
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I’ll keep that in mind. Fans are running amok all over I’m told and a move might be a good idea!
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